How do I convince Tila Tequila to settle down and let me make a good woman of her?
by Tila on Aug.31, 2008, under Religion & Spirituality
Itchyballs226 asked:
I still love her, even though she gave me the clap.
Thanks for the add!
8 comments for this entry:
September 2nd, 2008 on 1:38 am
What? She’s too damn short.
September 3rd, 2008 on 3:19 am
grow boobs….you would be perfect for her!!!!
September 4th, 2008 on 6:11 pm
lol awesome.
September 6th, 2008 on 1:24 am
There’s some scripture for that. Let me find it …BRB
Hosea 3:1
1 The LORD said to me, “Go, show your love to your wife again, though she is loved by another and is an adulteress. Love her as the LORD loves the Israelites, though they turn to other gods and love the sacred raisin cakes.”
2 So I bought her for fifteen shekels [a] of silver and about a homer and a lethek [b] of barley. 3 Then I told her, “You are to live with [c] me many days; you must not be a prostitute or be intimate with any man, and I will live with [d] you.”
4 For the Israelites will live many days without king or prince, without sacrifice or sacred stones, without ephod or idol. 5 Afterward the Israelites will return and seek the LORD their God and David their king. They will come trembling to the LORD and to his blessings in the last days.
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God is in the business of redemption. She can be turned around.
September 7th, 2008 on 3:44 pm
what is your definition of a “good woman”?
September 10th, 2008 on 4:05 am
Liquor. Liquor like she’s never been before.
September 10th, 2008 on 11:57 am
rope always works
duct tape is good too
and some drugs for the settling part
September 12th, 2008 on 7:41 pm
That’s like trying to make a garbage truck into a personal vehicle…Gross